Grace's Top 10 Jokes

  1. Where do bees go to the bathroom? The 'BP' station!
  2. = don't pee here!
  3. Have you read ‘Under the Bleachers’…. written by Seymour Butts!
  4. Where do turtle go to the bathroom? The ‘Shell’ station!
  5. Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in the crack!
  6. Have you read ‘Don’t Fence Me In’…. written by Barb Wire!
  7. = watch for falling bikes!
  8. Where do rabbits go to the bathroom? IHOP!
  9. Have you read ‘How to Shave Your Underarms’…. written by Harry Pitts!
  10. Knock Knock
    • Who's There
    • Centipede
    • Centipede Who?
    • Santa peed on the Christmas tree; hopefully he didn’t get electrocuted!

Bonus Joke

  • I think I hit your cat!
  • What did it look like?
  • No, before you hit it?